Friday, March 4, 2011

Making the right choices

Sometimes in life you are stuck in a dilemma. You know what the right choice is. But ultimately you know the choice won't really affect anything dramatic. What to do?


-Bob, attempting to decide between going to a Jazz game and going to Family Home Evening

Source of Controversy

I like to be the controversy in life.

-Bob, inspired by himself

Dump the Automatic Locks

I don't know if this test can work today to find a great woman, because our doors automatically unlock when we press the button on our keys. It worked before we had automatic looks. Here is the old test.

Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.

I think we need a new test. I just don't know what that is yet.



-Bob, inspired by a movie