Must a man suffer for past transgressions?!?
-Bob, responding to accusations that he previously ate a salad at Buffalo Wild Wings
Saturday, November 5, 2011
Friday, November 4, 2011
It's Political...
It's all political. You want to give one to one person and then you gotta give one to everyone.
-Bob, referring to giving wedding announcements out
-Bob, referring to giving wedding announcements out
Friday, March 4, 2011
Making the right choices
Sometimes in life you are stuck in a dilemma. You know what the right choice is. But ultimately you know the choice won't really affect anything dramatic. What to do?
-Bob, attempting to decide between going to a Jazz game and going to Family Home Evening
-Bob, attempting to decide between going to a Jazz game and going to Family Home Evening
Dump the Automatic Locks
I don't know if this test can work today to find a great woman, because our doors automatically unlock when we press the button on our keys. It worked before we had automatic looks. Here is the old test.
Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.
I think we need a new test. I just don't know what that is yet.
-Bob, inspired by a movie
Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.
I think we need a new test. I just don't know what that is yet.
-Bob, inspired by a movie
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Wo Unto the Boneless of Wing
I think I could speak for the original wingmasters and say "wo wo wo oh ye that depart from the traditional wing".
-Bob, inspired by deviations from the traditional wings at Buffalo Wild Wings
-Bob, inspired by deviations from the traditional wings at Buffalo Wild Wings
Hold to the Traditional Wing
Therefore, brethren, stand fast, and hold the traditions which ye have been taught.
-Bob, inspired by deviations from the traditional wings at Buffalo Wild Wings
-Bob, inspired by deviations from the traditional wings at Buffalo Wild Wings
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