Monday, May 24, 2010

The Only-est Things That Exist

Only five things exist in my life: God, Church, the italian-beef sausage combo, Utah Utes, and the Utah Jazz. Girls used to be number three, but were replaced by the italian-beef sausage combo.

-Bob

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Teachable

Why did the Lord choose a 14 year old boy to restore the church? Because he was teachable.

-Bob

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Don't Mess With Home Teaching

You don't mess with home teaching. You get it done. Stake conference and FHE are just details.

-Bob

Life and Tests

No matter what happens, tomorrow the sun will rise, the mountains will be there, and the wind will blow. Keep your eyes on the horizon because you never know what the tide will bring in.

-Bob, inspired by Jason while walking to the testing center

Thursday, May 20, 2010

May and Walsh

Why can't a man watch a little Olympic women's beach volleyball without being judged!

-Bob, inspired by 2008 Olympics

Ute Spirit

There are 3 reasons I'm a Ute fan: my dad went to the University of Utah, my school has no sports, and well, I just look good in red.

-Bob

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Uncle Snack Sauce

Sometimes you have to go through the pains of hell to realize you have made a mistake.

-Bob, inspired by Uncle Snack

Swift Fire

In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.

-Bob, inspired by Mr. Dudley

Platonic Fried Chicken

When we are unchained from the rock inside the cave and see what the shadows on the wall really are, and taken outside the cave to see the light, it becomes our responsibility to unchain others and show them the light. Even if they don't want to be unchained and leave the cave, it is still our responsibility to tell them the shadows are fake.

-Bob, inspired by an experience with a new fried chicken establishment

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Internet

Sometimes you have internet, sometimes you don't. Either way, life will go on.

-Bob

Deep Thoughts By Bob

This is the beginning of what will be an educational blog. There is so much to learn from Bob.

-The Editor